English Cricket mein is waqt kalesh apne peak par hai. Ek taraf England ki Test team thuss ho chuki hai aur doosri taraf management mein musical chairs ka khel chal raha hai. Brendon McCullum ko Test head coach ke pad se hata diya gaya hai lekin asli mastermind Rob Key abhi bhi apni seat par chipke huye hain. ECB ke Chief Executive Richard Gould ne saaf kar diya hai ki result chahe jo bhi ho MD sahab kahin nahi ja rahe.
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Doston ye wahi England team hai jo Bazball ke naam par badi badi baatein karti thi. Pehle Australia ne Ashes mein 4-1 se dhoya aur phir New Zealand ne ghar mein ghus kar 2-1 se hara diya. Itne humiliation ke baad Brendon McCullum ki Test se vidai kar di gayi hai halaki wo limited-overs coach bane rahenge. Par sawal ye uthta hai ki Rob Key kaise bach gaye? Ye wahi insaan hain jinhone Matthew Mott ko sack karke McCullum ko sab kuch saup diya tha.
Kissa sirf har tak mehdood nahi hai. Ben Stokes ne beech majhdhaar mein retirement announce kar diya aur Gus Atkinson jaise naye khiladi nightclub mein jhagda kar rahe hain. ECB ne curfew rules banaye the lekin management itni dhili hai ki players ne un rules ki dhajjiya uda di. Richard Gould ka kehna hai ki Rob Key ka dimaag bahut tez hai aur wo English sport ki sabse mushkil job kar rahe hain. Bhai agar 9 mein se 7 Test harna tez dimaag ki nishani hai toh phir khuda hi hafiz hai inka.
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- Ashes 2023-24 mein Australia ke khilaaf 4-1 ki karari haar.
- New Zealand ke khilaaf home series mein 2-1 se shikast.
- Pichle 9 Test matches mein England ko 7 baar mun ki khani padi hai.
- Captain Ben Stokes ka achanak retirement jiske baad naye captain ki talash jaari hai.
- Agle 7 dino mein India vs England ke beech 3 ODIs hone hain jahan India inki bachi kuchi izzat bhi neelam karne ke liye taiyaar hai.
Ab inka agla target Pakistan ke khilaaf 19 August se shuru hone wali series hai. Pakistan ki team toh khud stability ki dushman hai par dekhna dilchasp hoga ki do doobti huyi kashtiyaan jab takrayengi toh kaun pehle doobega. ECB ko lagta hai ki system broken nahi hai par fans ko sab dikh raha hai.
The Guru Gyan Verdict:
Seedhi baat ye hai ki England cricket mein accountability zero hai. Rob Key ne jitne decisions liye sab backfire kar gaye par unhe backup mil raha hai kyunki wo system ke khas hain. Brendon McCullum ko scapegoat banaya gaya hai taaki bade officers ki kursi bachi rahe. India ke khilaaf upcoming series mein inki asli haisiyat pata chal jayegi kyunki Team India inki tarah excuse nahi banati seedha match khatam karti hai. Rahi baat Pakistan ki toh unhe toh bas ek mauka chahiye collapse hone ka toh wahan toh competition failure vs failure ka hoga.
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