Jab baat cricket ki ho, toh Team India duniya par raj karti hai, lekin jab baat entertainment aur disappointment ki ho, toh hamare padosi Pakistan ka koi muqabla nahi. Ek baar phir, green shirts ne sabit kar diya hai ki consistency unke bas ki baat nahi, sivaye harne ke. Fans umeed kar rahe the ki shayad is baar kuch badlega, lekin wahi purani kahani, wahi ghatiya performance aur wahi Babar Azam ki failure ka silsila jari hai.
To Hua esa hai ki:
Internal politics aur dressing room ke kalesh ne Pakistan Cricket Team ko ek aise mod par khada kar diya hai jahan se wapsi namumkin lag rahi hai. Ek taraf jahan Rohit Sharma aur Virat Kohli jaise legends game ko naye heights par le ja rahe hain, wahan Babar Azam jinhe unke fans King kehte hain, unka bat bilkul khamosh hai. Reportedly, team ke andar groupism itni badh gayi hai ki players ek dusre ki success par khush hone ke bajaye ek dusre ki tange khinchne mein lage hain. PCB ke chairman Mohsin Naqvi ne surgery ki baat ki thi, lekin lagta hai ki patient hi ventilator par chala gaya hai. Ground par fielding aisi hoti hai jaise players cricket nahi, pakdam-pakdai khel rahe hon.
Analysis & Numbers
- Babar Azam ka pichle 10 innings mein average single digit ke aas-paas ghum raha hai, jo kisi bhi top-order batter ke liye sharam ki baat hai.
- Pakistan ne apne pichle 5 home Test matches mein se ek bhi jeet darj nahi ki hai, jo unke cricket history ka ek naya low point hai.
- Strike rate ka toh puchiye hi mat, Mohammad Rizwan aur baaki batters aise khelte hain jaise 1980s ka zamana wapas aa gaya ho.
- Trolling ke mamle mein Pakistan vs Bangladesh series ne dikha diya ki ab minnows bhi unhe unhi ke ghar mein dhool chata sakte hain.
The Guru Gyan Verdict:
Siddha saaf hisab hai: Jab tak Pakistan apne ego aur stats-padding se upar nahi uthega, unka haal yahi rahega. Team India se seekhna chahiye ki intent kya hota hai aur desh ke liye kaise khela jata hai. Sirf social media par King banne se matches nahi jeete jate, uske liye jigra aur technique dono chahiye jo filhaal is team mein missing hai. PCB ko surgery ki nahi, balki poore system ko format karne ki zaroorat hai.
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