Cricket ki duniya mein agar koi team entertainment provide karne mein Bollywood ko peeche chhod sakti hai, toh woh hai hamare padosi desh ki mahan Pakistan Cricket Team. Wahi purana raga, wahi kismat ka rona, aur wahi "Kudrat Ka Nizam" wala bahana. Jab baaki teams net practice mein paseena baha rahi hoti hain, tab PCB ke daftar mein kursi-kursi ka khel chal raha hota hai. Aalam ye hai ki inki performance dekh kar ab fans gussa nahi, bas thahake laga rahe hain.
To Hua esa hai ki:
Pakistan cricket mein filhal aag lagi hui hai aur tel dalne ka kaam khud unke board ne kiya hai. Ek taraf BCCI ne saaf kar diya hai ki India ki team sarhad paar nahi jayegi, wahi dusri taraf PCB abhi bhi umeed lagaye baitha hai ki shayad koi chamatkar ho jaye. Inke players ki fitness ka level ye hai ki gully cricket khelne wala baccha bhi inse zyada tezi se run chura le. Babar Azam ki captaincy gayi, phir wapas aayi, aur ab unka khud ka form kahan gaya hai, ye kisi ko nahi pata. Inki fielding toh aisi hai mano ball nahi, koi garam patthar pakadne ki koshish kar rahe hon. Har match mein ek naya blunder aur har press conference mein ek naya bahana taiyar rehta hai.
Analysis & Numbers
- Home Ground par test match jitne ke liye taras rahi hai Pakistan ki team, pichle kuch saalo ka record utha kar dekhein toh sharam se sar jhuk jaye.
- World Cup se lekar Asia Cup tak, India vs Pakistan ke muqable mein India ka dominance 100 percent raha hai, jabki padosi team sirf pressure mein bikharne ka record bana rahi hai.
- Fitness tests mein fail hone wale khilariyo ki sankhya team mein sabse zyada hai, jo international level par ek mazaak se kam nahi hai.
- ICC rankings mein girawat jari hai, aur top teams ab Pakistan ko ek challenge ki tarah dekhna hi band kar chuki hain.
The Guru Gyan Verdict:
Seedhi baat aur no bakwas: Pakistan cricket filhal ICU mein hai aur inka ilaaj kisi doctor ke paas nahi hai. Jab tak ye politics aur "Parchi System" band nahi karenge, tab tak inka haal aisa hi rahega. India ke khilaf khelne ka sapna dekhne se pehle inhe apne basics par kaam karna chahiye. Performance ke naam par zero aur arrogance ke naam par hero banne se trophies nahi milti. Hum toh bas yahi kahenge: Sudhar jao, varna mazaak bante der nahi lagegi!
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