Cricket field par agar koi team consistent hai, toh wo hai padosi mulk ki team: beizzati karwane mein! Jab poori duniya modern day cricket ki baat karti hai, tab Pakistan ke players ground par aise ghoomte hain jaise kisi shadi mein bina bulaye mehman. Fans ko umeed thi ki shayad is baar kuch badlega, lekin badla toh sirf unka batting order aur excuses ka bahaana. Ground par performance zero aur baaton mein hero banne ka hunar koi inse seekhe.
The Guru Story
Match ka haal wahi raha jo aksar hota hai. Pehle batting karte waqt Babar Azam aur unki paltan ne pitch ko test match samajh liya. Aisa lag raha tha maano ball nahi, gole baras rahe hon. Jab tak inke batters ko samajh aata ki T20 mein strike rate bhi koi cheez hoti hai, tab tak pavilion jane ki line lag chuki thi. Mohammad Rizwan ne hamesha ki tarah acting toh achi ki lekin runs banane mein nakaam rahe. Bowling mein Shaheen Afridi ki wo pehle over wali dhaar ab sirf purani clips mein hi dikhti hai.
Wahin doosri taraf, jab India jaisi world-class teams ko dekhte hain, toh lagta hai ki professionalism kya hota hai. BCCI ne jis tarah se system banaya hai, uske samne PCB ka circus bilkul pheeka lagta hai. Inke yahan captain aise badalte hain jaise log kapde badalte hain. Strategy ke naam par sirf dua aur 'Qudrat ka Nizam' kaam aata hai, lekin lagta hai is baar kudrat ne bhi inka saath chodd diya hai. Ground par fielding ka level aisa hai ki gully cricket ke bache bhi inse behtar catch pakad lein.
Analysis & Numbers
- Middle order ka collapse: Pakistan ne apne aakhri 5 wickets sirf 20 runs ke andar gawaye, jo unki batting depth ki pol kholta hai.
- Powerplay struggle: Babar Azam ka strike rate powerplay mein 100 se bhi kam raha, jo modern-day T20 cricket mein ek gunah hai.
- Fielding blunders: Team ne kul 3 asaan catches chhode aur 15 se zyada extra runs diye, jo kisi bhi level par unacceptable hai.
- Bowling inconsistency: Shaheen Afridi aur Naseem Shah ne pressure moments mein boundaries leak ki, jahan se match haath se nikal gaya.
The Guru Gyan Verdict:
Seedhi baat aur no bakwas: Pakistan cricket filhaal ICU mein hai. Jab tak ye log Biryani se dhyan hatakar fitness aur basics par dhyan nahi denge, tab tak natija yahi rahega. India ke level tak pahunchne ke liye inhe pehle apne ego aur purane dhang ke cricket ko chodhna hoga. Filhaal toh ye team sirf Twitter par hi sher hai, ground par toh ye sirf dher hai.
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